Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright

A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle

by Bright&All October 22, 2020

Turtlenecking

When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.

You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.

by Noname218 October 27, 2020

Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.

“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”

by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

turtle

turtles are better then trees

nikola-GO TREES NO TURTLES
me-*hits him with rock onto his head*

by monkeymmmmm1 November 6, 2020

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Tittle Cans

A alternative word for boobs, boobies, tits, and breasts.

Damn, look at those fine tittle cans.

by The_Dank_Rambler69 September 29, 2020