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thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.
by Gamersnale April 24, 2014
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Adam Thomas

The act of seeking consistent growth in life; standing up when you’re knocked down; to achieve anything you set your mind to; to be great.
*neighborhood kid backflips a unicycle and sticks the landing*

after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
by Jonahstanley25 May 20, 2024
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thomas taft

Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.
Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese
by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas's are all basic bitches who have bad aim and tacky color opinions
Oh hey look there's Thomas

Oh dont fall for him, he has bad aim
Ok
by Pudle duc November 15, 2019
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Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.
Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!
by Christian73 March 2, 2023
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Thomas

He’s kind but he quite quick tempered sometimes, his love is like an ocean it doesn’t end . Even though he’s angry later u will see him smiling and cuddling u up . There might be things he can’t say or hiding to protect others. He cares people around him first then his personal things.

He Can be an expert in cooking 🥘 loves to eat
Friend : Hi , u have a boyfriend, what’s his name ?
U: Thomas
Friend: lucky 🍀, u’ll never breakup
by Lovenightcore♥️ September 27, 2021
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Thomas Triangle

A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.
Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.

Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them
by Donkey96Nuts December 6, 2022
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