Mud-Puddle

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021

mud-cross

the act of deceiving or give one the "run around" implying malicious intent during a time of collaboration.

"Bro, you mud-cross me again, I'm gonna kill yo ass."

"Girl, quit mud-crossing me. We was supposed to be married."

"Steven, after much deliberation and careful counsel, it has been unanimously decided that you have indeed be found mud-crossing on your best friend. Fuck you"

by NoxOne November 7, 2021

White Mud

The act of ejaculating on the ground getting your partner to step in it then suck it off their toes

Man - how was last night with that hoe

Friend - so good. Got some of that white mud action

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Crimson Mud-dipper

The act of sodomizing a woman post vaginal intercourse while she is on her mensus.

My girl made me fuck her on her period, so I finished her with a Crimson Mud-dipper.

by Profit91 March 22, 2022

Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022