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Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.
Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”
by Kironigmo January 5, 2022
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Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.
by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011
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Tea

by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020
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Tea Party

Usually an old woman with short hair that goes to another country to have a "Tea Party" with other men while her husband stays at home not knowing what she is doing. The "Tea Party" is when she gets gang banged by them all. Think of her as being the "tea" which is in the middle of the table, and everybody takes turns.....
"Rose had a tea party with Abdul and all his friends"
by IrockandRoll June 7, 2024
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Sweet tea

A new term for Ice or Meth also known as Crystal Meth
I need some of that good sweet tea to smoke
by Oops my bad October 29, 2022
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Tea

Used to describe a perfect body such as Sunny
by WALTHUHHHHH April 22, 2025
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