real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds

Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.

by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012

real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings

*+++ the stunner up real ones only*

by trap hoe April 3, 2024

hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.

If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!

by Giant Choad April 21, 2023

bob is real

ThIs Is UsEd In A fNf MoD cAlLeD: "literally every fnf mod ever (Vs Bob)"
You will get this when dying in run lmao very rare stuff

Yooo bob is real?

by LEON_BROTHER April 9, 2022

for real real with the cool J

A way to agree with sass

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"

by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Real nigga hours

a celebration for quan during 2:30am and 5:00 am

its the real nigga hours , why are you up?

by eudoseclitus223 April 23, 2020