Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021

Simp

A person who lowers themselves to slave level just to make their crush feel good.

This Natáyo guy Is an absolute "Simp" he has no respect for himself.

by Mohammad Hossein January 11, 2023

Simp

A kid that is obsessed with his girlfriend and leaves all the boys. Mostly named Diego

Diego simps for Pao and leaves all his friends.

by Fwgegfevrvr grvrve August 21, 2021

Simp

A 'Person' typically a male, who becomes obsessively affectionate, kind or devoted to a certain person who does not reciprocate the same feeling as what he or she has for them, usually giving unrealistic amount of compliments, gifts, and special treatments, etc. And does not get anything in return for what he or she has done. Not even a 'Date.

("Note; that the word 'Simp' is a shortened form of the word 'Simpleton' meaning; 'Foolish' or 'Gullible'")

See phrase example below:

He has fallen for a trap of his own! Why wouldn't he stop being nice to that girl that he has no chance of getting for, He's such a "Simp" the girl that he romanticizes doesn't even show any signs of interest on him.

by topsyturvey August 16, 2022

simp

robin kuypers

'look at robin over there '

'thats not robin , thats the definition of simp'

by robin is een simp May 2, 2020

simp

dhruv around wiv or hb around goos

twitch.tv/nothelpedwiv
@Zivxd: am a simp
@hmDhruv: same

by Random based person July 1, 2023

Simp Signaling

When a person (usually a female) who is stuck up/snobby is encountered by a person that they don’t want around them for any reason (not attracted to/annoying/etc.) And the person is bothered by them, and she/he begins “Simp Signaling” the nearest Simp closest to them for help, even if their plea for help is unnecessary, and is usually resolves by telling the bothering person to go away, but instead decides to involve a Signaled Simp to resolve the situation with the unwanted person. “Leave her alone man! She doesn’t like you!!.”

The preppy cheerleader chick was Simp Signaling one of the party simps to tell the brave band geek who was indirectly invited to the party to leave her alone, because he tried to flirt with her.

by EmilCas1 October 17, 2022