Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

Olden shower

When you ring out an adult diaper on someone as a sexual act.

Last night granny gave me an olden shower.

by Dlocbot January 8, 2019

Russian Shart Shower

When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head

I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly

by Oqueefna March 18, 2022

SriLanken Shower

The act of sticking your finger up your bum in the shower to clean it every day

I have a SriLanken Shower before I go out on a date

by Miss Hellcat September 28, 2025

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Rotten Shower

A shower where you poop while in it and stomp it out through the holes

Damn I had an amazing rotten shower the other day

by renjhi July 12, 2020

Shower Head

Head in da shower

Yo look at this shower head
*observes*
Wow thats vile

by breadman junior senior November 18, 2020