Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009

John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..

"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)

by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022

John Han

John Hannoun (Jown-HaAn) Is a humble and humorous person. He excels in all categories. This is not a real life reference.

A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.

Example Wow, you're a John Han!

by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 16, 2021

Tricky John

A Man With a Vagina

"Quinn? Oh He's a tricky john"

by Neopride July 6, 2019

John Fury

A MACHINE.

Father of the king of the world, Tyson Fury. John Fury aka Gypsy John or Big John.

Everyone knows who he is.

Man: Why is Tyson Fury ducking Usyk?
John Fury: SHUT UP, MY SON IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, A FIGHTING MAN!

by Epicgamer111 August 23, 2023

John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

by Shadoq December 13, 2021

Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023