blow your block away... then lean back... lean back...

What Mark mingle will do ifn you piss him off

"im gonna blow your block away, then lean back... lean back"

by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017

pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere April 11, 2012

Crop blocked

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

by JBeasty February 7, 2013

Block

FUNNY CUBE GO BRRRRRRR

I Shoved A Block Of Cheese up My Ass

by ahhhhhhdef February 20, 2023

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 20, 2013