Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?
Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
by CAMRA man July 3, 2011
Get the broadband penismug. A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!
Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.
Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!
Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.
Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!
Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
Get the Penis-satisfiermug. A sneaky, slithering serpent that is known to hide in bushes, specifically in taco bell drive-thrus.
by L0LC47 June 1, 2010
Get the Garden Penismug. by original spice March 6, 2007
Get the penis storagemug. by Tegs July 11, 2006
Get the penis mcflurrymug. Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.
penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.
penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.
by frozennuts2142 November 8, 2010
Get the Theoretical Penismug. A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV
by dildo777 January 30, 2023
Get the penis extendermug.