May 3rd 

National give head day

May 3rd is a day to give head

May 3rd by IgloUntundra May 2, 2024

May 3rd 

May 3rd is the day you send any nude you want to the person you love

Gf *sends nudes*
Bf “FUCK YES, but why?”
Gf”cause it’s May 3rd”

May 3rd by Bombaclatttttt May 2, 2024

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

may 3 by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

May 3 by Funnykitkat May 2, 2024

May 5th 

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

May 5th by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

May 3 by nxjsu May 3, 2024

May 3rd 

Internationella flickvän med stor näsa dagen.
Firas genom att köpa spins till sin flickvän på coinmaster annars är man dum pojkvän

- Hej det är may 3rd
-Jaha då måste jag köpa spins till min flickvän med stor näsa
-ja
-bra
-hejdå ha det så roligt

-okej

May 3rd by coinmaster May 3, 2024