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To be very close to being so fat that you can\'t get through yor doorway anymore.
Wow! She\'s 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!
3 M&Ms by skeetthehunter April 26, 2005

1000 brown M&Ms 

Properly filled in a brandy glass, or Ozzy will not go on stage. They can usually be found in a little sweet shop at the edge of town of Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. Often guarded by a bloody great big Bengal tiger. The tiger can be taken out by a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night

fun m&ms 

A metaphor for medicine (eg. pills, tablets, etc.)
"Hey what's in that box?"
"Oh, these are my fun m&ms, that I take everyday so I don't die."
fun m&ms by ZMegaManiaXYZ March 22, 2023
1. a candy that melts in your hand not your mouth

2. to be told by a girl that you have impregnated her
1. Guy1: dude i love holding M&Ms
Guy2: bet you would seeing that they don't melt in your hand

2. Guy1: DUDE WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Guy2: what happened?
Guy1: my girlfriend just gave me M&Ms
M&Ms by D_A_G_1123 February 16, 2009

Pretzel m&ms 

Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...
Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...

Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things

Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.

Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.

mm's kitten 

-Heyyy are you an mm's kitten

-WTF DOES THAT MEAN

-Ahhh nothing fam