Jacob

Frickin ugly dude
Needs some mental help
Probably arrested twice.

“Did you see the news?”
“Yeah he’s such a Jacob!”

by Spicyyyyy May 17, 2018

Jacob

someone who gets no money

Gurt so Jacob

by gurtjacob May 8, 2025

Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

jacob

a true big man

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni”

by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021

Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob Heath

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.

Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'

by Korny sauce November 24, 2021