French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.

Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?

by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024

French Adam

Sex act including an apple and a girl named Eve you shove the apple (forbidden fruit) in either hole then Adam sends his serpent after it.

Hey baby, you ever had a French Adam?

by TheRealAzz June 18, 2021

French bagpipe

The ability to throat the full shaft and flick out your tongue and tickle the ball bag.

She can really play the hell out of the French Bagpipe!!!

by Jay JMJ January 30, 2023

French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.

by Htes June 30, 2021

French Guest

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"

I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.

by Lightspeedpork July 9, 2014

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017