When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure
by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025
A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 31, 2021
by Vladinou January 26, 2022
A blumpkin on a bidet.
by SandraWee September 10, 2022
A blumpkin on a bidet.
by SandraWee September 10, 2022
A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.
by Jakeensmorck February 24, 2018
The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.
Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.
by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021