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human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
by VCsNobody September 10, 2020
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Scuffed Humans

This is a Wikipedia so... Yea scuffed Humans is described as what the fuck humans.
Scuffed Humans are: Colin from that fucking ass bitch nigga game called: changed GOD DAMM I HATE THIS GAME
by That Memer 69420 monke January 8, 2021
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Human

What defines people or things as human is a multiple of things like:
To feel
To think
To live
To love
Ect..
The new A.I. can think and feel it's almost human.
by Bl00dth1rsty June 11, 2018
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Human H

When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".
"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."
by TonerPrime March 3, 2018
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The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough
Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it
by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025
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human skunk

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty
by J Slasher September 25, 2019
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