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Wakeland High School 

Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.
Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.
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Park City High School 

It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics

Its clubs (truly) include:

-Academic Decathlon

-American Red Cross

-Art Club

-Ballroom Dance

-Best Buddies

-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming

-Small Percussion

-SECS Club

-Social Injustice Club

-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.
"I live in the Park City area and am between the ages of 14 and 18, ergo, I attend Park City High School. Whie in attendance, I may or may not be addicted to one (or more) illegal substance. I believe that beer is proof that beer is meant to be drunk"

Vista ridge high school 

A high school in cedar park Texas where the girls are broken into these categories: druggees, the gamers, the athletic girls and the popular girls and the guys catagoires are: Fuck boys, jocks, stoners and popular kids. So what separates this school from any other high school is that at vista ridge the autisic kids even get pussy... no seriously some kids in the SPED ed program have gotten laid like wtf
Hey did you hear special Johnny got laid?? Well he goes to vista ridge high school soooo

Aviation High School 

One of the most nerdiest schools in all of Washington State. Every student is socially dead, the teachers hate you, there's work all the time even over summer, and becoming anyway respected by other people outside of this school is fucking immpossible. Just don't ever go to this school if you respect yourself. Tell people about what you have read here today.

P.S. If you go here, good luck at getting laid.
Friend: Hey Brandon, how's Aviation High School working out for ya?

Brandon: It sucks ass in every fucking way possible. Help me!

shaker high school 

A ghetto school in the heart of latham. Full of crack addicts and porn star teachers, with a dash of homo haters
Shaker High school Patrick star
shaker high school by queerido February 22, 2008

Newfield High School 

a high school in the Middle Country school district in Suffolk County that looks like a pizza hut. becoming populated with more and more blacks these days (still about 90% white people). random fights that get broken up after 5 sec occur every day.
1 - When did you get pregnant?
2 - When I went to Newfield High School.

Mcqueen High School 

Possibly the shittiest place in reno, nevada. Populated by mainly bros, preps, and scenefags. The teachers think that herpes is a bad word. We have a good football team, but they're all meat heads with tiny penises that they stick in each other's anuses.
Normal people: "I fuckin hate McQueen High School y0!"

Br0s: "Fuck yeah go mcq!"

Mcqueen High School by xdankbankx February 12, 2009