God on a stick

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.
I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?
by Bittewow November 28, 2018
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hanzo god

seagull is a hanzo god
by bushido1 March 31, 2017
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Gods' Trifecta

Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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God-spam

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.
I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.
by yaboytofu July 13, 2016
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God lee

What bad ass bitches from the south say!!!! It’s synonymous to “Damn”
Me: hits my toe
Me: God lee!!!!!
by kopossum January 07, 2022
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Rizz god

Someone with an impeccable amount of rizz
Dang bro you pulled her? You are the rizz god.
Did you see who he pulled? Cole Castellanos is definitely the rizz god
by Monkeymark7 November 13, 2022
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Llama God

The mistaken name that people hear when they are told about Lamb of God
Guy 1: I just gave a couple of music albums to a Buddhist colony

Guy 2: Neat! Who was the producer of the music?

Guy 1: I think my friend said the music was made by Llama God
by cyber1010 December 06, 2010
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