crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023

friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.

Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

Friends with Intimacy

when two friends have a crush on each other and they both express those feelings but they’re not dating yet due to circumstances

Marco texted me saying he liked me but because of corona season we can’t go on a date. So now we’re friends with intimacy

by sharkchan December 21, 2020

Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

Head friends

You and another individual gives head to each other with no feelings for each other.

You: “let’s be head friends”
Her: “Omfg!! Yess!”

by Kahlilpapa April 30, 2022

L friend

Someone who is a bitch ass snake

Nayely is a L friend

by Poopyhead69 September 15, 2022

Just friends

Never claim to be "just friends" with a hot friend, if you don't want to make your partner suspicious. Better say they're your friend.

- Who did you go out with last night?
- With Sean. You know we're just friends, honey.
- Oh, really?

by Caracynthia December 30, 2021