drunk bum

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016

Sunday Drunk

Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.

Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”

Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”

by Reyer June 3, 2018

Drunk n donut

Getting drunk and have anal sex

Hey, wanna go drunk n donut?
Do I bring the booze or the donut?

by LightSpeedJunky January 5, 2024

slime drunk

The state of obsessions and hysteria created by having the ability to create various types of slime with Elmer’s Glue, Activator and mix-ins. Usually found in a house covered with sprinkles, glitter, mica powder, foam balls and shaving cream.

Woah, your house looks like an extremely flamboyant unicorn exploded in it….

Yes, my daughter is slime drunk.

by Skpstone January 5, 2025

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

drunk nose

A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.

Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."

Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."

by ace71730 June 26, 2010

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023