1.adj.- insult used to imply someone who uses their face as a douche by "eating out" for sloppy seconds.
by Mr. Pseudo March 8, 2009
Get the Douche Facemug. When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others.
Paul: What the heck is his deal?
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.
Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.
Mick: Well, he's 50, still lives in his parents' basement. He is angry at everything and spends his weekends probably blowing his cat.
Paul: Oh, you mean he's an Uber Douche.
Mick: Basically. Yeah.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009
Get the Uber Douchemug. by PooJew May 5, 2009
Get the Douche Caboosemug. Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.
Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.
by Lieutenant Buzzkill August 30, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!
Rod: Yeah.
Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.
Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
Rod: Yeah.
Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.
Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
by akarod August 27, 2009
Get the stock douchemug. Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
by Rap Master G December 30, 2004
Get the douche monkeymug. by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002
Get the Douche Bagmug.