Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

biscuit

a person who is bland and boring; without personality

Mr Cooke is a total biscuit.

by pidpenishater November 29, 2024

jammin a biscuit

any action taken place or about to take place

That girl is jammin a biscuit right now. (walking to her dorm)

by DWILLS September 29, 2009

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018