National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.

Happy National Ugly Beard Day!

by sg_10 November 3, 2021

Daddy's Beard

Another name for Pubic Hair

I shaved Daddy's Beard today!

by lolmaster444 January 16, 2022

Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.

Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!

by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021

florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.

I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.

by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag

get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!

by ContentStatic March 10, 2022