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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
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Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move
Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020
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Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.
Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.
by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022
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Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin
to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce
by sunodim February 10, 2025
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Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
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apple

its a fucking fruit why the fuck are you looking up what an apple is go to fucking google or something and you know damn well what a fucking apple is you twat
its a fucking apple
by NydriAyo June 5, 2018
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