Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016
Get the raging drunk mug.drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.
bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"
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Get the drunk off the weed mug.The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG June 10, 2012
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*points to an empty Bailey’s Mickey on the ground* “huh, looks like someone’s getting White Girl Drunk tonight!”
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'' I love my drunk meetings''
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'' I love my drunk meetings''
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