dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

Dream

Some random rumpelstiltskin looking fucko that hides his face and hates little kids on twitter

Person 1: Who's that dumbshit with the mask?
Person 2: Oh, that fucker? He's just dream.

by Zippe July 5, 2023

Dream Client

literally the best minecraft external client lmao dreamclient.xyz

Ayo nigga did u see how I fucked that mf in a PvP?
Yuh I was using Dream Client

by dreamclientxyz April 4, 2021

Age Dreaming

A form of age regression wherein one’s behaviors regress to those of a child’s while their present mindset remains non-regressed

Often abbreviated to Agedre

Person 1: Why are you wearing a onesie and watching cartoons?
Person 2: I'm age dreaming! It helps me de-stress.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025

Dream Stan

A very dangerous, toxic disease, where your brain rots very fast.

Dream Stan: omg dream is so cute!1!1! Like, get crazy!1!1!
Father: We need to get you to the hospital right now.

by Ikosui December 10, 2022

Sweaxxty Dreams

Means have sexy dreams about me that make you a little wet in the front and a little sweaty in the rear

I hope you have some or wish someone to have Sweaxxty Dreams about you.

by Dorkydorktohisdork November 6, 2023

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016