Food

The only substance that can truly make people happy

Im depressed, and I have no friends. BUT I DO HAVE FOOD!! All better

by TheFriedChikinNugget December 5, 2017

car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Food for Thot

When you promise some slut something in exchange for a BJ and she has to think about it first. Then you get the BJ and break your promise.

I gave that slut at the bar some food for thot. She was so mad lol.

by PoopDïcķDalhmer October 9, 2021

Food & Wine

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.

Since 1988, Food & Wine has published an annual list of the ten best new chefs in America. Among the notable chefs recognized by the magazine are

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024

Cold food

Cold foods= foods that make you feel nice after eating, like your body is in a nicely air conditioned house

Examples vary from person to person, depending on the person’s personal tastes

“ Want some candy?”
“Yes please that’s a good Cold food”

by heheheheeheheh July 20, 2022