1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
Get the Douche Wafflemug. Yummy! Blue Waffles!!!
by Bighunkyman August 25, 2021
Get the Blue Wafflemug. Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”
by WH262 February 27, 2018
Get the Waffle Housingmug. Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.
Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
Get the Pancake-wafflingmug. by wowtherebud December 15, 2018
Get the twat wafflemug. when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.
friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?
by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019
Get the wafflemug. Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
by The French Prince March 20, 2022
Get the Hot Wafflemug.