Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.

Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.

by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016

Waffling

When someone is chatting a load of rubbish and says random things. They keep talking non-stop about irrelevant things. Most of the time they're confused about what they say.

Camilla: I bought jeans from FashionNova then i bought a shirt last week. Actually i bought a dress last week, and boots 2 weeks ago. Nah..i think i bought boots last week as well.

Layla: Stop waffling b!

by SkraaaaPapA February 1, 2018

Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

by Kiddly November 6, 2021

waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.

Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...

by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022