Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

twat snogler

A man or women who shove their face in another person's ass and eat it like a pig

You eats ass like a pig you're a twat snogler

by Elite_ADHD May 30, 2021

twat

someone that gets called a twat is a twat

person 1:” wow he’s such a twat
person 2:”yes”

by gae batch June 7, 2021

Twat

Someone who exposes your crush in front of them and says they didn’t do it.

Idiot: “hey so you said you liked (name)?”
Y/n: “You stupid twat, they’re right behind us you uncultured seagull!”

by Kageyama is bae June 9, 2021

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024