max rule

A handsome, teenage boy who always gets the girls. Extremely large penis which ranges between 10 - 15 inches. Always cares about girls and can become very good friends with them without sexual feelings.

Max Rule

by AwesomeDude1234 October 23, 2013

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

Max

Max is an incredible, amazing, loyal, cute and hilarious young fellow. He always finds a way to make people laugh and everybody loves him. He usually gets misunderstood by a lot of people and walked all over on but that doesn't stop him from from being the incredible light that he is. He'll do ANYTHING to see somebody smile and I literally mean ANYTHING. He always puts others first but usually he doesn't have somebody like that in his life to look out for him. Max I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done for me. You're actually really cute! If you ever find this Max NEVER lose him you will regret it I promise you. Max only trusts a few people and hides his feelings behind his gorgeous smile. He is very protective of his friends and crush. ;) He loves hugs, holding hands under tables, nicknames, dogs, and making people happy. Never lose that Max of yours. I love you so much Max. You're an amazing (little bit more than) friend! ~Goldie ;)

me: where is max???
friend: OH there he is!!
me: YAYYYYYYYY *starts hyperventilating*

by Goldie ;) December 16, 2021

Radd Max

A literal God. They say unicorns poop rainbows , well this nig poops out pure mdma

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by dedbot45 November 5, 2020

Max

Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

Max is a very soft yet Outgoing person, if you ever meet a boy named max, become friends with him him will treat you carefully and protect you at all costs He’s a very genuine person Sometimes he may some something selfish but he may not mean it Most girls love boys named max because they are strong, smart and sometimes funny without maxes the world wouldn’t be the same so if you meet a max love him and cherish him.

Max is a very kind person to people he loves

by AnonymousKing83 April 12, 2020

Max Ralph

English Basketball Point Guard For The Golden State Warriors.

Max Ralph is my favourite player.

by aeroman123 March 23, 2025