Twat

A fucking little twat that steals your friends and pays them to hang out.

Oh look it’s the little twat

by I hate avi May 13, 2021

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

twat snogler

A man or women who shove their face in another person's ass and eat it like a pig

You eats ass like a pig you're a twat snogler

by Elite_ADHD May 30, 2021

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024