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New England Patriots 

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots

new canaan 

Home of the "Gang", a group of Juniors who feel the need to talk so loud that the entire lounge hears. While speaking to their friend who is 2 feet away from them, they tend to shout and look around the lounge to make sure people are looking at them and to see who is listening. Most of time people are looking, only not out of envy, which they think people are, but more-so thinking to themselves "would they please shut up?". They also feel the need to shout about their drunken/coke-infested/high weekends, thinking that no one else does these "rebellious" things. Well, we're all laughing sooooo hard right now! We <3 the gang!
"OMG do you remember falling off the chair when you were SO DRUNK on friday?!"
"ahaha no, i fell off the chair?!?" (this all being 2 feet away from each other, shouting, so everyone else hears)
new canaan by tori spelling!!! April 24, 2005

new york city

center of the world.
have you ever been in new york city?
new york city by bulent bayer November 7, 2009
1. A big city that mainly consists of high paid buisiness men, gangstas, and homeless people following you around asking for money

2. A reality tv star

1. "My trip to New York sucked! A high paid buisiness man ran over my foot, some gangstas mugged me for a pack of cigarettes and a towel, and some homeless guy peed on my foot!

2. If you were standing next to New York when all the density of the earth collapsed, you'd be drowned in silicone.
new york by erin... rawr January 7, 2008

New York Islanders 

(n) - noun -NHL Team established in late 60's. Dominated the 80's by winning 4 straight Stanley Cups, but has little luck in the post-season since then.

The NY Rangers suck balls and are the epitome of Over-achieving teams that choke. (also see choke artist for NY Rangers definition).

Suck balls Ranger fans. Tel Henrik to stop choking and try and win a cup doosh-bags
The New York Islanders are Better than the Rangers
New York Islanders by 91-T January 29, 2014

New Year Boredom 

The post-festive boredom that occurs after the fun and excitement of Christmas and New Year. Often due to the harsh realisation that Christmas does not come every day.
Dude, January totally sucks, I'm suffering a severe case of New Year Boredom.
New Year Boredom by raednb January 5, 2011
Word of the Day on January 2, 2012

New England Patriots 

The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.
Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".

Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.

Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."

Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".

New England Patriots by PatsR September 3, 2008