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Josh

Josh is the one who will stupidest person you will meet, he will ask his sister to get stuck in a basket. he will picture himself inside his grandma and is the kid who chooses cyan for among us, pretty sus. he is the one at the gas station who is sniffing the gas behind that car. he is the one to ask his daughter for a blow. his life is a mess, his best friend that shit he did 3 months ago.
that's weird, don't be a josh
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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josh

josh is a lazy person tbh he will not wake up he spends his whole semester in bed
Mom: GET UP

josh: NO
by monkey with an ak May 18, 2021
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Josh

Likes to annoy his girlfriend by licking her face and blowing and screaming in her ear. Some synonyms are dick and dickhead.
Don’t be such a Josh.
by emazay21619 December 28, 2023
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Josh

A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.
Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!
by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022
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josh shackleton

very cool and loving geeza

can be a plank but he’s quite cool
“have you met josh shackleton
no fuck off
by swagepicswag May 8, 2021
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josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters
Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!
by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025
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Josh

Josh. Another word for wanker. They are always pussies and think they are stronger than Logan Paul. They will always lose in a fight. Everyone in their group secretly hates them but feels bad for them because their dad never came back from buying milk. Also because they are fun to make fun of behind their backs. Everyone fucking hates Josh's
"who is that fuckwit"
"probably Josh"
by _NoNees_ June 14, 2021
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