read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet

What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

hard on the street

A game played usually within a cities or town and most time at night (but can be at day.) As you walk from A to B try not to get aroused, but if you do you must be punished by having to find somewhere where near no people and masturbate.

My life is so sad, When walking back from the Pub at one in morning and decided to play hard on the street.

by urban hard April 30, 2016

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019

hard table

Someone who inspires another

Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.

by mawkie August 27, 2017

Harry hard pecks

Harry hard pecks a man with rock solid hard pecks

Have you felt those pecks?

Yea his Harry hard pecks!!

Wow He must be ripped have you heard they call him Harry hard pecks.

by Rcc girls September 17, 2022

hard light

Exotic gun in destiny 2, a game where the rng gods have decided to never give me... just knucklehead radar instead. Fuck you bungie.

Bungie is fucking me hard light.

by Aresyen October 10, 2017

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018