The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 9, 2023
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oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!
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The actual definition of a dad bod is a rather plump man, but not obese however the perceived definition depends on the gender
Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪
*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.
Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪
*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.
by Eddy Mondelez December 9, 2022
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