Your dad lesbian

For the people who thought your mom gay was the biggest insult your dad lesbian is a response that you should use to that

Jack: your moms gay go die

Martin:shut up your dad lesbian

Your dad lesbian by Commando fortnut 69 August 10, 2018

street dad 

Street dad a man who cares for the well being of a woman in the street life takes her to appointments if he has a car gives her dope or money if she has none in exchange for money dope or most importantly sex.

this lady ive been helping i think ima ask her if i can be her street dad.

street dad by shooter makk August 11, 2019

Let's go to your dad's TV 

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

Let's go to your dad's TV by Robert De la Guerra April 24, 2010

Dutch dad 

when a dutch father has sex with his dutch son also known in holland as fockerizing

Late last night chris's dad dutch dadded him; he liked it alot; so did his dad.

Dutch dad by christobal6969 July 31, 2007

your dad's glasses

the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about.

commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
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"Your face is ugly."
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*

your dad's glasses by Bumping Jean May 17, 2009

suburban dad 

a suburban dad is typically a kid in highschool who has glasses and no friends. average height, mediocre at sports, and more often than not, a mexican.

grace: "dang allison, see that kid Christian over there? hes such a suburban dad."

suburban dad by hahahha2.0 June 7, 2016

Toms Dad 

Inner London vernacular for a homosexual in their late 60s.

"Look at that queer looking old man!"
"Yeah, he's a right Toms Dad"

Toms Dad by Captain Brazil October 25, 2012