A Dominic Cummings

When you decide the only way to get yourself out of shit is to throw all your mates under a bus at once

My parents caught me smoking dope the other day so I did full a Dominic Cummings and told 'em it was my mates fault and I was just a passenger in their narcotic hobbies

by LingardsNan32 May 26, 2021

Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021

Cum Money

money earned through sexual acts or pornography

Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money

by cold dude June 11, 2021

Cum lusted

the desire or strong need for ejaculation

los#9915: I’m so cum lusted

by Stay#0001 June 7, 2023

Cum Lord

Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.

Cristian is the Cum Lord.

by DaddyBigPeep June 26, 2023

cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 23, 2023

Chroma Cum

The cum skin you unlock by the secret achievement.

“Joe, you got the chroma cum skin?” “Yeah, it’s pretty rare, I’ve heard.”

by number (cool guy totally epic) July 1, 2021