Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

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horror boner

when you're scared but also turned on by a situation.

dude i just found my friends moms nipple clamps, ive got such a horror boner!

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The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.

Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.

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It's when you get scared so much that you get in instant boner and won't go away until you calm down and relax

I was walking in an ally and guy jumped out and I got a fright boner

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The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.

The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.

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When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

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Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

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