by Big Ballah March 15, 2005

When you intentionally or unintentionally talk about how someone else is attractive towards someone who has affections for you and vice versa, commonly ending in the other person becoming upset or pagro.
-Affection Block in action-
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..
by KoolDashKid November 22, 2017

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

The second upcoming of mobile contracting addictions which had been invented for the main purpose of increasing screen time
by Blaza_Boi December 20, 2024

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘
(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

a mentally challenged tiktoker, aka worldoftshirts who brags about being rich despite not having a home and being a literal alcoholic... aside from him drinking every night he often times crashes out from his trigger word, "put the fries in the bag" while screaming and causing a scene in public.
kid 1: josh put the fries in the bag
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking
by idontknowwhattoput420 August 25, 2025
