If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

asshole animal

A disruptive piece of shit animal that shoves pine cones up your septic system and has no disregard. Elusive and sneaky looking for a warm place to live yet disrupting other mammals in the process .

This piece of shit asshole animal plugged up my septic system

by Onebradh April 2, 2024

Asshole

Someone who is being a jerk for no reason.

"She is such an asshole

by Cassandra Bitch March 2, 2015

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole Snipers

A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals

Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022