Apple

The reason why gravity was invented

Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity

by Shigmaster January 15, 2022

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Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce

by sunodim February 10, 2025

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Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move

Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020

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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.

Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.

by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023

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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024

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