Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'

by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

Neck Sausage

When someone lifts their head back and it makes a big lump behind their neck.

Yo Kendall.
A:What
Look up there you see that UFO?
A: Where where where!?
Bro you have a Neck Sausage.

by Anothablackone February 21, 2024

Check 'Neck

A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.

John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"

Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"

by Swedish Barnacle Balls July 17, 2022

Daddy neck

The space between daddy base and daddy head/tip.

“Papi sent me a dick pic, but it was just daddy neck.”

by Allthoseguts December 17, 2022

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.

Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!

by Chakra882 April 5, 2022

Sweater Neck

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

by Zacairy May 31, 2023

Neck

When a girl (or a guy depending on your sexuality) sucks on your dick, another word for a blowjob.
What every boy in middle school wants...

Eric: Jane gave my neck last night, and it was so bad!

by idk_go away June 24, 2020