Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

.9.I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Asked The Question That Set Me Free.9.

.9.I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Asked The Question That Set Me Free.9.

.9.I, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna <Angel Jose Robles> Asked The Question That Set Me Free.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 1, 2025

Free Hotel

If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.

I am enjoying my Free Hotel stay very much!

by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022

Flare Free

Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.

My knee pain went away since eating Flare Free!

by cheflrod August 10, 2022

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

free slave

Being born into the servitude of ones choosing.

Why arent we doing what we love all day dog? Shit bruh we were born free slaves.

by NebulaDreams May 2, 2018

free dollars

When the patron of a store shoplifts items instead of purchasing them.

How much was that? It was cheap...only free dollars lol.

by mmeez March 22, 2019