Donkey

A chelsea fan

He spent $200 on a Chelsea jersey just to watch them lose—typical donkey behavior

by anonymous July 30, 2025

The Donkey Kong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022

wonky donkey

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

DUMP DONKEY

Breaking up doesn't have to be difficult. We are all jackasses.

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A BBW girl who is unreliable and sloppy. She constantly does whatever it takes to make a buck or get a loan. Men use her as a dirty sex toyi.

Oh snap, that sex toyi is a swamp donkey.

by therealestgenius December 1, 2016

Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.

Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.

by Ande February 18, 2021