9 to 5

An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.

Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!

9 to 5 by danojamo December 29, 2008

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

Wilt Chamberlain the first Phat 5 player to make an impact in the NBA. He's the only player in NBA history to be the league MVP and Rookie of the Year ( 1960 ) in the same season.

Wilt " The Stilt " the Phat 5 former star was the only player to average 50 points a game 50.4 ( 1962 ) in a single season. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

From 1970 to 1979 6 of the 10 NBA Rookie's of the Year were Phat 5 players.

1. Lew Alcindor ( UCLA )- 1970*
2. Sidney Wicks (UCLA )- 1972
3. Bob McAdoo ( UNC )- 1973
4. Keith Wilkes ( UCLA )-1975
5. Walter Davis ( UNC )- 1978
6. Phil Ford ( UNC )- 1979

* Alcindor changed his name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar in 1971.

In 10 years to have 6 Rookie of the Year players the Phat 5 is just that, Phat. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 16, 2005

PlayStation 5

Its just a fricking Wi-Fi router.
Who the frick designed it has a reserved place in hell.

I have new Wi-Fi router,
its called PlayStation 5.

PlayStation 5 by RatInFreezer June 12, 2020

call of duty 5 

Call of Duty 5 is not call of duty world at war. This is a common mistake by people that have played call of duty 4: modern warfare. If you were a true cod (Callof Duty) fan you would know that there are much more then just 5 games and that after 4 the next wouldn't always be 5.
Call of Duty 5 is rumored to be Call of Duty 5: Modern Warfare 2. This information however was given from mtv . I highly doubt that Activision would give this information to mtv and not release this information to show like G4 but i could see why they would with the masses watching mtv they would get lots of hype for the game. For now we hardcore gamers must sit on our hands and wait and see what the next cod game will be.

-have you played call of duty 5 yet!

-No

-Why not! It's so fun.

-Mabey ill play it when it exists.

call of duty 5 by johndabadass February 15, 2009

2-5 

Similiar to 5-0, but they are security guards, rent-a-cops, etc.

Damn 2-5 doesn't even carry a gun.

2-5 by Megloyvan March 10, 2005

How many beans make 5 

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

How many beans make 5 by fen riss August 22, 2011