Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
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half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.
"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."
by Mike&Josh February 21, 2016
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Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”
by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022
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half frenching

in the act of french kissing and u dont have enough time to do a full french kiss
my dad caught me and my gf french kissing so we settled with half frenching instead.
by things i have experienced March 17, 2022
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Half Judied

The opposite of a male being half chubbed, the female is “half judied”.
“My boyfriends hot dad walked in from his work out and I instantly was half judied
by Fakos September 15, 2022
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half-co-brother-in-law

My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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half-co-brother-in-law

half-co-brother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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