An elf from Texas who is the president of the United States of America. Voted into office by trailer trash with IQ's lower than a moron.
by the shiznit April 24, 2006
Get the george w bushmug. by pts November 29, 2004
Get the bush leaguemug. A moron fratboy who's fathers oil money kept him from service in 'Nam,kept him from ever having to work and must've paid the school system to keep him out of special ed.The only thing he is good at is GREED and dirty politics.Watch the price of fuel drop just before election time.His ties with the Binladen group will see to that.LOOK AT DOWNLOADED PIC.Thatll explain it.
by AINT NO REAL COWBOYS(Skoal Brother) July 20, 2004
Get the george w bushmug. by BushEatsDicks October 2, 2005
Get the George W. Bushmug. Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.
Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.
Only known cokehead President.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.
Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.
Only known cokehead President.
George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.
I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.
I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.
George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?
When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.
I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.
George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?
When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
by Charles Lee August 15, 2006
Get the George "W" Bushmug. To be a idiot
Total Dumba$$
More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid
Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")
Total Dumba$$
More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid
Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")
by Alex April 12, 2004
Get the George W. Bushmug. A man who won the 2000 election on questionable grounds, then listened way too much to his cronies who he appointed to all the good positions. They told him that he should invade Iraq after about a month in Afghanistan because they secretly knew their oil stocks would sky rocket. He used scare tactics to win the 2004 vote, although John Kerry was not a good cadidate either. On a totally non-political basis, the man is wrecking America, whether or not he's smart enough to realize it. He's basically taken the United States and made it a bunch of beaurocratic red-tape bullshit because he doesn't understand that you can cover your ass with a Cold-War style CIA-cover up. He thinks you need to horseshit your way through life with half-truths instead of just not telling anybody anything. The path of the US in the future doesn't look too bright anymore.
by i hate kgj March 20, 2006
Get the George W. Bushmug.