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you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
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Fat Fuck

Jamison defines fat fuck
by peyjeflo September 27, 2021
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when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly
brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up
by noigargwrg September 29, 2021
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Fuck on Borrowed Time

Phrase - to stay up late for sex knowing that you will regret it the next day when you are sleep-deprived.
After the concert last night, Dave and I decided to fuck on borrowed time! I know it was a weeknight, but he is so good in bed!
by Estel95 September 29, 2021
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Tiddy Fuck

Something I say ALL THE DAMN TIME
me all the time when something crazy is happening: TIDDY FUCK TIDDY TIDDY FUCK

OR

holy fuckin Tiddy Fuck -- oh its you

OR

HOLY TIDDY FUCK
by Dragons Breath October 1, 2021
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Oh fuckin' fuck!

Me: (wakes up late for work) OH fuckin' Fuck!
by ÆMARS July 12, 2021
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Perma Fucked

(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has

Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol
That tweaker is perma fucked !
by forbiddinknowlage July 13, 2021
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