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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
mugGet the may fuckmug.

Fucking Willis

TREX arms when the bill comes, always associated with bad day, bad luck, or cheap as is wont even buy a cup of coffee

Alternately blame willis for other faulta
I got the first round, 3 rounds later, wheres willis, damn, i got the bar bill, fucking willis
by Nextgen worker January 17, 2017
mugGet the Fucking Willismug.

Fucking

by Dussy March 17, 2022
mugGet the Fuckingmug.

Fuck you day

You can say fuck you to all of your friends
by Coran445 November 3, 2019
mugGet the Fuck you daymug.

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.
Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"
by ltm2ww April 28, 2008
mugGet the fridge fuckedmug.

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
mugGet the Suck and Fuckmug.

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