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Fuck Sticks

commonly referred as the middle finger, but is know to be currency with some retailers
(Jim) "Hey Tommy how much is it gonna be?"
(Tommy)It'll be 24 Fuck sticks."

I left my fuck sticks at home can I borrow one?
by Philip mkenzington July 4, 2016
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No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023
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FUCKED UP

Fucking up something in the process of fucking something up.
A man fucked up when he went to rob a bank, but FUCKED UP when he forgot his guns.
by ScufFishie May 18, 2021
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Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s a means to train for sexual intercourse by
committing sexual acts towards air.
I was shadow fucking in my room this morning to train for tonight.
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fuck

to the tune of if ur happy and u know it
if ur a fuccer and u know it fuck hands
if u fuck em and u like it fuck em more
if ur really really like it and u bored of ur hands the fuck the fucking first girl u see
by smearypooontheloo December 18, 2019
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